January 2012
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December 2011
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Anonymous asked: My boyfriend and I haven't had sex yet due to not seeing each other very often because of the distance. We talk dirty about every night and once he said that he wanted me to ride him in the morning to wake him up but he said that "I hope you're tight enough so that I wake up." I don't think he meant it in a cruel way, but I kind of took offense to it. Should I? Or what do...
Anonymous asked: to the anon about the birth control... why do you think youd get pregnant the day before you start placebos? if you took all your pills that month, and relatively on time you only have like a 1% of getting pregnant, just like any other day of the month...
Anonymous asked: i have an internet boyfriend. he told me i last "too long" on skype. it's the first time i opened myself up like that--i'm very shy--and it really, REALLY hurt. now i don't want to have sex with him or let him eat me out when we meet up; i can't risk taking too long. what do i do?
me2uu2me asked: Last week we tried strap on sex for the first time. It was amazing and very sexy but also quite difficult at first!! We used the Dr Johnson Gal Pal - not too big and also fits inside her to pleasure both! This was something we'd fantasised about for a while (we got cold feet and sent the first one back 6 months ago!). It's an experience we would recommend. We look forward to hearing how...
Anonymous asked: I'm on Microgestin Fe 1/20 (the generic of Loestrin Fe). If I have sex the day before I start my week of placebo pills, can I get pregnant?
There will be celebration sex tonight
I landed my dream job today and I’m horny. Celebration sex is unavoidable.
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Jones hasn't seen The Princess Bride
THIS WILL BE REMEDIED
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Anonymous asked: So jones your saying you like boys...? Thats kinda creepy.
Jones's type
Whereas my “type” in women is vast and varied, my type in men is so narrow I don’t even think about it or pretend that I will act on it.
Thin, lean, not very hairy, and a pretty boy. I don’t really ever get excited, in my experience, unless they are either asian or black. Don’t know why. It all started with Japanese metal bands. Oh lord. So many pretty men. Still not...
Anonymous asked: Jones would you ever have sex with another guy if Lucy was cool with it?
Weird
I just got an email from ChipIn saying that Paypal JUST processed the donation towards helping Ira and Zooey visit us. I donated that a couple weeks ago, plus it still isn’t showing on the widget.
Oh well. If any of you are still in the giving spirit of the holiday season, and want to hear tales of double sex blog madness, head on over to:
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merturkoglu asked: Vöeah. Your disgusting.
Lucy needs to get home, I am her Horny Knight
Anonymous asked: When you said u wanna try Strap on sex, did you mean it like you want Lucy to wear the strap on?
In other news, and hopefulness
Lucy and I fucked the longest and hardest we have in a long time last night. Due to alcohol consumption, I had whiskey dick. I never came. We tried to take pictures, but the camera died after a blowjob, so we didn’t get any for me eating her pussy or the actual intercourse. So, blowjob photos coming soon, and we are going to fuck again today. Probably pictures. I CANT PROMISE ANYTHING.
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Things I want to try with Lucy
-Threesome with another girl
-Threesome with another guy
-Strap-on sex
-Light bondage on either one of us
I keep thinking about last night, and now I’m horny again.
Hopefully it lasts until after work, since I have to leave in 10 minutes.
-Lucy
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We've just resolved to have sex at Jones's work.
We joked that the night we tried, someone would show up in the middle of the night. I told him I’d wear a skirt, so we could stay mostly clothed and make things easy.
He told me I was a good girl, and I told him he was wrong.
-Lucy
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Anonymous asked: Sometimes I'll start crying after I read through your blog. I'm just so happy for you two but I'm so jealous because my boyfriend lives far away and can't do anything together (yet). You two are giving me hope that someday, somehow, we'll be together and that it will be amazing. Thank you Lucy and Jones.
lets-go-lesbos asked: Your relationships is nothing short of fucking awesome.
naughtygoodgirl asked: Aw, thanks, I guess! I was just talking to a friend about this: both of you are hot, but the hottest part of this blog is how hot you are for each other. NOM.
naughtygoodgirl asked: Your blog makes me want a relationship even more. You are a sexy couple - I wish I was as sexy as Lucy!
