Why You Should Swallow

It’s Tidy

Spitting is, quite simply, messy. Having a paper towel at the ready can help, but even then, you have a cum-soaked towel to dispose of. Same is true if he comes somewhere other than inside your mouth, there’s plenty of sticky jizm to wipe up. Just swallow and there’s no muss or fuss.

It’s Quick

Even if cum is unpleasant (we have tips for making it much less so), the fastest way to deal with it is to swallow. Running to the bathroom to dispose of it or spitting it out on the spot will take more time, and be less efficient, than just swallowing it. 

It Lets the Man Relax

If a man has to worry about coming, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension while receiving the blowjob. He cannot fully relax, and cannot fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows both puts her partner at ease. Also, she can continue sucking through the orgasm, “sucking him dry”, which men find both physically and emotionally satisfying.

The Symbolism of Swallowing

In Western culture, swallowing has deep symbolic significance. The act of swallowing signals acceptance, blessing, and complete transformation. Imagine spitting out champagne after a toast or spitting out the wafer during communion. The insult and sacrilege would be overwhelming. In the same way, spitting out cum is a symbolic rejection to many men.

By swallowing, a woman indicates complete acceptance. She wishes to consume, to commune with whatever comes from her lover. As she imbibes the cum, it becomes part of her, he becomes part of her. They are joined together in an intimate sacred bond like no other. 

It’s Polite 

To quote one woman: “What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to.”

It’s Environmentally Friendly 

Leaving your spunk in public places just isn’t right, whether you’re dogging in the park or sucking the cinema. And wasting tissues and paper towels destroys trees and adds to our landfill problems. Swallowing is the ultimate form of enviromentally-friendly recycling.

I’m sorry, but to the author of this: Fuck you. Fuck you a lot. You’re using at least FOUR different ways to shame someone into potentially doing something they’re not comfortable with doing.

Also, let’s break this down a little. 

Tidiness: Some people have more fun with mess. A simple as that.

Time: Have you ever tried to swallow cum that tasted unusually strong? Your gag reflex doesn’t let you do it. Spitting it out can save time and prevent any other gag-reflex related mishaps (Yes, I’m talking about puke. This can and has happened.)

Men’s Relaxation: If a man feels like getting a blowjob is an imposition on his partner, perhaps he should trust his gut and realize that maybe they don’t want to do it. Blowjobs are not essential, nor do they have to be a means to an end. A woman can give a satisfying blowjob and not make a man cum. They can switch to something else, such as penetrative sex or a handjob.

Symbolism: Complete and utter bullshit. Yes, these examples don’t include spitting things out, but they are also ritualistic and do not infringe on a person’s feeling of comfort. And while we’re at this, if you want that “two as one” feeling so damn badly, I hear penetrative sex is great for that.

Politeness: One woman does not speak for everyone who will ever give a blowjob. I know for a fact that she does not speak for me.

The Environment: If you’re truly that concerned for the environment, use a cloth towel. 

I fucking hate this sort of coercion. It makes people think that they’re going to royally offend someone if they don’t swallow, when many men will in fact understand. This also doesn’t have to be a black and white issue. Like I mentioned, a blowjob doesn’t have to end with cum in/on your mouth/hair/chest/wherever. It can end without making him cum, which can be a great way to keep his sexual energy up for a great fuck later, or you can use other means to get him to jizz. Chances are he’ll be so pleased you had your mouth on his cock at all he won’t mind finishing some other way.

If he isn’t, chances are you’ll want to rethink who you’re giving blowjobs to because he either could be a total jerk or you may have sexual incompatibility issues down the line.